Sign up Calendar Latest Topics

  Author   Comment  

Avatar / Picture

Administrator and Moderator
Posts: 5,971

A man get stopped by a game warden with his basket full of fish.

Warden: do you have a permit for all these fish? 
Man: no sir. These are all my pet fish. 
Warden: your pet fish? How's that? 
Man: well, every night I take all my pet fish for a walk to the lake, I let them swim for about half hour and then I whistle and they all come back and jump in my basket and we go home. We do this every night. 
Warden: Well that's just a crock of lies!! 
Man: here I'll show you... (Releases the fish in the lake) 
Warden: well this I got to see!! 
5 minutes later... 
Warden: well?? 
Man: what? 
Warden: the fish!! Where's your pet fish?? 
Man: what fish??

George Gadsby
Previous Topic | Next Topic

Quick Navigation:

Easily create a Forum Website with Website Toolbox.